Help the goldfishes now!

I have start a thing called STG(Save The Goldfish) it like Hermione's house elf thing, the poor things, she's right they should have rights too! So if you can save as many goldfish as you can afford, they cost $0.28 plus tax so it's $0.30 total each. They will die and not have had a real life to live. If you don't help them, you will be haunted by the Spirit of the Goldfish tonight at 12 O clock and it will show you the horrible way that goldfish are treated in the evil labs of the Wal-Mart corporation. Save them or else...